EE software kaa hai?

Subah subah doodhwale ne guhar lagai
Ee software ka hai bhai?
Are kaa bataye kaise bataye
Such bolo to malik mare
Jhuth bole to parmatma na tare

Bhaiya 1 tin ka badha hai dabba
Uske andar kya hai ye to jane na mere abba
Bas itna tu samajh le murakh
Anguliyan chalate hain aur baccho ki roti laate hain

Fir dudhwale ne pucha
Kam Itna aasan hai
To gori mam ka kya pravdhan hai?

Are pagal tere ko akal nahi aayi
Nahi rahegi mam to kaise bajegi shehnai
Unhi ko dekh kar to grahak aate hain
Unke hi vajah se hum log khana khate hain

Agar ee bat hai to videshi ki kya saugat hai?
Are wahi mai bap hain
Vatan to apna aazad hai
Fir bhi hum gulami ki roti khaat hai

Office me hum Jab dudh lekar javat hain
Kauno kam nahi karata hai , sab baith ke batiyavat hain
Are yahi to hamari hai azab anokhi chaal
1 mazdur ka kam 10 na kar paye isliye hum 100 mazdur lagavat hain
1 aadmi kam karta hai baki 99 baith ke gulcharra udhavat hain.

Itna hai aasan , to 1 kripa kijiye
Hum na bechenge dudh, humko bhi huan naukri laga dijiye
Are bat to pate ki ki yar
Magar aajkal chal reha hai mandi ka emotional atyachar

Abhi dudh bech lo wahi accha hai
Kyunki aisa samay aaya hai
Software engineer ke pas bacha bas 1 kaccha hai..
Wo bhi pata nahi kab utar jaye
Jab outsourcing ka chuha use kutar jaye..

Shringar rasssss........

Kavi man kar reha prahaar
Shrungar ras par karo vichaar..
Kavi ne man ko behlaya
Purva me main aavara kehlaya.......

Man ne zid liya thaan
Chedho kavi Shrungar taan
Kavi bechara ghabraaya
Ae man mujhe kyun fasaaya....

Ek din gaya main panghat
Suni achanak ghungru ki aahat
Jyo huye piche mere nain
Chiin gaye jeevan ke chain.....

Kandhe ghadha, dehh yauvan bhara
Sundar mukhdha, main mara
Khule bikhre the lambe bal
Dagmag-2 hirani si chal....

Nayan jheel, nasika meru, hoth gulab ki pankhudhi
Hath kangan, paanv pajeb,aisi thi wo kudhi
Meethi vani lagati chand char
Hans kar reha ghadha tutane ka intezar.......

Naabhi rasvaan, komal kaayaa
Dekh use chand bhi sharmaaya
Samne uske koi takhtotaaz nahi
Wo aankhe kaazal ki mohtaaz nahi....

Hasti wo to kaliyaa muskuraati
Vaibhav dol padhta jo wo gaati
Na sharer par kanak ka tukadha
Fir bhi adbhut tha wo mukhadha....

Kalam nahi hai itna balvaan
Uski sundarta kar paye bakhaan
Such jaayegi samandar puri
Varnan rahegi fir bhi adhuri.....

Kya rati, kya menaka aur rambha
Dekhte hi sabko ho jaye achambha
Sabke nazaren thi us par gadhi
Pehle kahan thi wo pari......

Tabhi sun vriddha ki pukaar
Pari gayi ghar ko sidhaar
Rat wo khabo me aayi
Subah panghat ki daudh lagayi....

Aaj fir se hua saveraa
Dikha kyun nahi chehra tera
Har subah ki hoti hai shaam
Laut jate hain log tamaam....

Ek tha panghat par jann aisa
Dhuni wahin ramaaya rehta
Bachi rehi ab ek hi aas
Wo ghungharu kanno ke pass...........

My latest : Hum unki yad me is Kadar dub gaye ( Lost in her thought)

Wo nazaare nazar ke samne the
unke ishaare zigar ke samne the
dil chikh kar keh reha tha daman tham lo
wo bhi the main bhi tha par hum kahin aur the


(Those scenes were in front of my mind
Her indications were in front of my heart
My heart was crying and saying please accept me
I was there she was there but we were some where else
)

Tere nazarandaz karne se nazara lal ho jata hai
Darwaje band ho jate hain dil halal ho jata hai
Ishare to dur palak sath nahi dete
Shama tham kar rone ki gujarish karte hain
Badal bhi gusse me barish karta hai
Kuch bhi mere man ko bhata nahi
Aasunwo ka sailab yu hi aata nahi

(If you unnotice me the world will go awry
The doors are locked the heart stops beating
My eyes stop twinkling and even eyelid stops working
The weather stops and requests me to cry
The Cloud gets angry and starts rainingI don’t like anything
I can’t stop the flood of tear
)

Anjan suni rah par pukarta hun saans ko
Adhuri rah sisak sisak ke keh rehi jana na dur mujhase main to tere sath
Wo mere ehsas hai ya mera junoon hai
Hanfte kanpte ya dikhe wo bhagte
Pasine se lathpat ho kar bhi wo gamgin hai
Kaun se wo rasta jo bana de rasta
Jan kar bhi anjan hai wo mera abhiman hai

(I am calling to my life repeatedly on a path which is unknown and I am alone
The unfinished path telling me don’t go away I am with you
Is that my feeling or my enthusiasm?
Inhaling, shivering or you see him running away
Even though he is sweating he is in sorrow
Which is the path that will show him Light?
Even though I know the answer I act in such a way that I don’t know that’s my arrogance
)


Bhatak bhatak kar bhatakane ki aadat ho jaye to samandar se behtar kya hai
Khoon se khoon ka aasara nahi nahi to ibadat se behtar kya hai

( roaming like a tribe has become my habit then why not try sea itself
Blood relations are not accountable so why not worship others
)

zarra zarra ye gawahi de reha hai
qubul kar lo mere ishque ko ye duhai de reha hai

( every particle in this world is a witness
And requesting you to accept my love
)

nakhre na dikhao wo jan lete hain
ishque ki had hum bhi pehchan lete hain
zalim no bano ye kam jamane par chodha hai
muqaddar par aitbar na kar wo bagi hai sanam
ishque ke dariya me pani nahi zazbat hote hain
Unhe malum hai ki aap nahi ho par aap sath hote hain.

(Ur delay and attitude are killing me
I can understand and identify the boundaries of love
Don’t be so rude as this is attitude of world
Don’t trust luck because it is used to run away
The ocean of love is not filled of water but emotions
They say you are not with me but I know you are always with me
)

Pyar koi karobar hota to sochte bhi karne se pehle
Ab to itne aage aa gaye hain ki wapasi ka rasta jata nahi

( If love would have been a business I might have thought twice before doing it
I have come so much forward that there is no way back
)

todh dalo un zanziron ko jo sirf dard dena jante hain
rook na mujhe aaj muhabbat ki aag me kud jane do
sukh jane do dariya ko qayamat aa jane do
chah kar na chaha to chahat kis kam ki hai
duniyan walon ko to aadat hai ye zamin badnam ki hai

(Break the shackles which only know to hurt people
Don’t stop me and let me jump into the flame of love
Let the sea get dry let the world reach its end
Even though you love me and can’t express it then that love is needless
World is habituated to defame the land
)


aasman tak rota hai jab use badal se zudai ka gam hota hai
bahut dekhe muhabbat karne wale par wo sailab kahan

( Even the sky cries when it looses its beloved cloud
I have seen many lovers but they lack the intensity
)

baras jane do sholon ko wo to baraste rehte hain
fikr mat karo duniya ki wo to tarasate rehte hain

(Let the flame-rocks keep firing it’s their habit
Don’t worry about society they are used to tempt
)

aag pani me laga doge to ulfat aa jayegi
jamane me qahar ke tasvir bahut dekhi
bahut dekhe zakhm dene wale
dawa dene walon ka aasara tha
duaon se hi aankhe band kar li

( If we burn the water then love will evolve
I have seen so many anger of god
Have seen many people who only give wounds
So I decided to close my eyes with worship
)

aao meri aagosh me aao
maut to ek shuruat hai
tum hosh me aao

(Come in my arms
Death is a beginning
You reach the Sense
)

My poem " Ye dhokhe pyar ke"

Har barish me akele , tufan sare jhele
Akele chira dukh ka seena, akele jhela jeth ka pasina

Jidhar dikhta tinka bhi chota, Faila dete hath ye khota
Kabhi main aawara kehlaya, kisi ne hame majnu farmaya

Khojata reha sagar me moti, dost ki is kadar zarurat hoti
Par akela main kya kar pata, dhikkar bhagya aur iske nirmata

Akele hi bhog leta alok, akele hi jata lok-parlok
Kyun andhere me deepak jalaya, bhatke ko jeena sikhlaya
gairon par hay aisi maya, jhatke maain ise kyun bujhaya

Dard itna hua bayan na kar paye , apno ke rehte aap gair sang muskuraye
begane to begane thahere khair, apne hi ban gaye gair

hamari chodhiye hum to buzdil hain, par aap kahan muhabbat ke kabil hain
ishqu to kar lete hain sabhi, kitnon ne ise nibhaya hai abhi

Zindagi ke aham modh par, chala jaye jo koi chodh kar
Aakhir hum kya kare, hume bhi hona padhega Roobaroo muh modh kar.....
dated 28/09/2002...

Poems: Dr. Kumar Vishwash

कोई दीवाना कहता है, कोई पागल समझता है !मगर धरती की बेचैनी को बस बादल समझता है !!मैं तुझसे दूर कैसा हूँ , तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है !ये तेरा दिल समझता है या मेरा दिल समझता है !!मोहब्बत एक एहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है !कभी कबीरा दीवाना था कभी मीरा दीवानी है !!यहाँ सब लोग कहते हैं, मेरी आंखों में आँसू हैं !जो तू समझे तो मोती है, जो ना समझे तो पानी है !!समंदर पीर का है अन्दर, लेकिन रो नही सकता !यह आँसू प्यार का मोती है, इसको खो नही सकता !!मेरी चाहत को दुल्हन बना लेना, मगर सुन ले !जो मेरा हो नही पाया, वो तेरा हो नही सकता !!भ्रमर कोई कुमुदनी पर मचल बैठा तो हँगामाहमारे दिल में कोई ख्वाब पला बैठा तो हँगामा,अभी तक डूब कर सुनते थे हम किस्सा मुहब्बत कामैं किस्से को हक़ीक़त में बदल बैठा तो हँगामा !!!

Selfishness is a virtue

Welcome to me...isn’t this bizarre.... No one greets himself. But as I am a rookie in this pasture I need to learn this work very well, hey again am going wrong, as this is not supposed to be a work. It’s fun. Can express your feelings. Blah blah blah. We are already a sovereign nation... So open expression of thoughts was never a nuisance... Then why do we need to have a blog, when we are not sure that anyone is going to read this crap or not. May be we need to persuade our friends for that in the same way we ask them for orkut-testimonials and in the end it becomes a game resulting in balance of trade. Then I need to defend myself against so called alter-ego. My take on this, is much unsophisticated. To me it’s a pro-modern fashion which has become a necessity (read obsession) as well as a medium to impress others about how much more intellectual a person I am than others. If i would be saying that then it would obviously be an exaggeration, but at the same time it would be partially true as well.
In today’s competitive world we are in race all the time, be it watching movies, playing games, chatting with friends or making girl friends , we always want to outwit others. But we are not left with any option. If we are a little bit timid, others will grab the opportunity. So what are we supposed to do?? Do we need to go all guns blazing? Or surrender against the hypocrisy of life. Or accept a mediocre (read pedestrian) life. The books are loaded with Gyans which inculcate ideas saying don’t get driven by situations, do drive them. But is it so simple to accomplish. Never. To me a person needs to know what makes him happy , it doesn’t matter whether it troubles other or keep them intact. And once he is able to understand himself he should work towards achieving self milestones. And when everyone will be happy, do you think world will be unhappy?